|The Great Nigerian Internet Scam|
|and the fun you can have with it|
From the scam files:
|French Version||English Translation (sort of)|
Permettez-moi de vous
informer de mon désir d'entrer
Je suis Nicolas YAPI
fils unique du défunt de M. et
(1) me fournir un
compte bancaire sur lequel on pourra
Please respond to nicolas.yapi Nicolas YAPI OrPhélinat Our lady of perpetual the sécours 23, Bld of the Abidjan republic - Plate email:email@example.com dear
Allow me to inform you of my desire to come into contact of business with you. I obtained your name and addresses by my own research on Internet. I requested all the night which has to precede with this message and after that I chose your name between others noms.je thinks obviously that you are worthy of the recommendation of my prayer thus a honourable person of confidence with which I can make of the businesses with you without fear none. Thus I do not have any hesitation to trust me you for simple and sincere businesses.
I am Nicolas YAPI only sons of late of Mr. and Mrs. YAPI.Mon father was a trader of cocoa and owner of gold in Abidjan the economic capital of the Côte.d'ivoire, my father was poisoned by his associates of business on one their walks in Grand Bassam business trip to a few 30 km of Abidjan the econiomic Capital of the Côte.d'ivoire. My mother as for it died suddenly when I was still very small in 1987 as of continuation of an accident of the circulation.Ainsi since I was elevé by my father with whom I lived in our Residence with Bouaké in the center of our country which became the seat of the rebels of the MPCI. Before the death of my father in November 21, 2002 at the International Polyclinic Holy Anne Marie in Abidjan in Summary PISAM, it secretly called me with the bedside of her bed and indicated to me that it deposited the sum of twelve million five hundred and thousand American dollars (12,500.000 USD) in a company of safety here in Abidjan, it revellé me moreover to have made the depôt of this sum on my behalf and in the form of effects of family for reasons of safety. It also explained me that it was because of this richness that it was poisoned by its associates of business. It finally wished that I seek a foreign associate apart from West Africa in a country of my choice where I will transfer this amount of money and where I will employ it in investments such as the management of real goods or the management of hotel.
Consequently by what precedes, I seek your assistance in the following way:
(1) to provide me a bank account on which one will be able to transfer this money.
(2) to be used to me as guard of these funds since I am only 18 years old thus minor under the terms of the law on the applicable minority in Côte.d'ivoire.
(3) to help me to immigrate in your country with a certificate of residence so that I can continue my studies there. Thus known as, I am been willing to offer to 15% all the sum to you which represents my heritage in compensation for your effort after the transfer of these funds on your account.
Moreover, you will indicate your options to me to help yourselves knowing for me, I have the faith which this transaction can be made as quickly as possible.
I would like to have your point of view on the question and that according to your availability. You will be able to join to me as of reception of this message has my email.
Thank you that God blesses you.
Sincerely your, Nicolas YAPI