From the scam files:

I recieved this e-mail twice, once requesting 500 pounds and once after 300 pounds.

Dear Sir or Madam,

With due respect I want to say that I need 500 British pounds for my career & for protecting myself from poverty & hunger. Now I am working hard to get a good job which is relevant with my qualification & background. I like to add that except the three months of internship I have finished & passed the 4 years course of B.B.A (Bachelor of Business Administration) from Asia Pacific University of Bangladesh.

Therefore if you are able to help me with 500 British pounds then I will protect myself & my family from poverty & hunger.

My permanent house address: Flat: 6A, Apartment: Urban Nest, 3, Naem Road, Dhanmondi, Dhaka - 1205, Bangladesh.

My Home Phone Number: 8623062, 9662720.

So I request you to send to me 500 British pounds according to my house address for building my career & for protecting myself from poverty.

Yours truly,

Towsiful Huq Khandker.

I replied to this but have heard nothing back. Pity, it looked like a fun one. Don't these people realise I need them to entertain me ?