It's amazing who you get to talk to on the Interweb thingy

Dear sir/madam,

this mail will definitely be coming to you as a surprise, but i must crave your indulgence to introduce myself to you.

I am Miss Marah sadija, former mistress to the son (Qusay) of the Iraqi former leader, Saddam Hussein. I am an Ethiopian, by birth and i am presently in a refugee camp in Zimbabwe,where the living conditions are unbearable. I do not wish to take your time with a lenghty mail, but i have to put this proposal to you so that you can assist me. While i was still in contact with Qusay,he made a deposit in my name to a security firm in Spain, which has an affiliate branch in Amsterdam.

This deposit was made in my name and the secret code and necessary documents are presently in the possession of an attorney, presently in London.

This deposit was made in the form of a consigment and the content is a considerable amount of money in United state dollars which i cannot disclose to you for security purposes, until you have confirmed your willingness to assist me. I would be pleased and grateful to you if you could assist me in collecting this consignment on my behalf from the security firm in Spain, upon which i will be offering you a percentage for your efforts.

The attorney in London, will arrange an authority to release and pay in your name which you will tender to the security firm coupled with all necessary documents that will back up your claims in collecting this consignment on my behalf. I have to stop here now as your response will determine our subsequent corresspondence. Please feel free to dis-regard this proposal if it is not in line with your principles.

PLEASE RESPOND TO sadijjam@yahoo.co.in
Allah bless you,
Marah Sadija.

A damsel in distress !! On with my suit of armour, I must ride over the hill to rescue her.

Marah

I am touched by your plight. Living in such terrible conditions must be awful for you especially with the threat of anyone finding out who you are.

Please tell me how I can help you further.

Your knight in shining armour

P

Told you. I'm going to help this little lady. Oh yes. What a kind person I am.

Dearest Phil,
how are you? Thank you for your response to my
proposal and i must thank you for taking time out to
reach out to me.
Actually, i would have contacted you before now but
i must confess to you that i have to walk close to three hours if i am to gain access to the Internet and you can imagine how tedious this is.
All the same, i just have to do this because this
consignment is all that i have left now and its my
dream to becoming somebody useful in life.
Please , you will have to as a matter of urgency,
contact the attorney that i made mention of in my
initial proposal to you, his name is Barrister Daniel
da Silva and his contact is www.dasilva.uk.tt and his number is +44704011509.

He is presently based in London and he is willing to
render any assistance to us towards ensuring that this
consignment is not confisticated by the European
authorities.
Please introduce yourself to him so that he can
give you the full details of this project and he will also be giving you a copy of the certificate of deposit with which this consignment was deposited and also a letter of authorization that will enable you to act on my behalf.
I have to run along now as the Mugabe led government
troops will soon be on gaurd and i have to get back to
the camp on time to avoid any forms of harrasments.
Please update me as soon as you contact the
attorney.
My regards to you,
Marah.

If you visit the site it looks fairly proffesional. You would be fooled if you hadn't already worked out this is a con. Neadless to say I had to go through all the hasstle of filling out a contact form on the site to get thier attention. This isn't on, do they think I have nothing better to do ?

Marah

Thank you for your reply which is much appreciated in light of the efforts you have to make to get to a computer. I hope I can help you out of your predicament and will contact the lawyer forthwith.

I am slightly confused though - I have been looking into Iraq history and although several mistresses are mentioned for the Hussain family - including Adele Oragena, a very prominent lady who has been on television from France where she is popular - no-one seems to regard Qusay as anything other than a faithful father. I can find no indication that he actually had a mistress.

Now I am sure that this is an oversight but wonder if you can give me an idea of the period you were (if you are who you are) Qusay's mistress. I'm also fascinated to know a little about you (it is always sensible to know some history of anyone you are doing business with), how did you meet Qusay ? Did you have a job before you met ?

Thanks very much, I'll get in touch with the lawyer tomorrow.

P

OK, lets see if she is paying atention. A French mistress called Orangena ? Perhaps I should call her Sunny Delight to see if she really does get jokes about fruit juices. Incidentally can you still get Orengina ? Couldn't stand the stuff myself but I just wonderd.

Dearest Phil,Marah - Hmmmm with all of Iraq to choose from....

Thanks for the response to my mail,i am very grateful,how are you today?i actually met Quasay when he came for the opening of a library in my school in the year 2000(Al-Mustansiriyah University, Bagdad) i was oppurtinued to usher all the dignitaries in,he was intrested in me the moment he saw me, that was how it all started.

Phil, you are all i have got to leave Zimbabwe and collect my consignment,i am enclosing my picture hope to see yours too.My parents are from Ethiopian.

May Allah bless you abundantly for the good you are going to do in my life.

Regards.

Marah.

Oh a picture. Now in Iraq society, showing the soles of your feet is quite an insult. So what do I make of the foot nearest the camera ? Are they telling me to get lost. Also, is Marah doing a bit of kung fo here ?

Dearest Phil,

How are you today?i have not heard from you hope all is well as i am bothered, have you contacted the attorney?please update me on the latest development.

Hope to hear from you soonest, please confirm the receipt of my last mail, and this one.May Allah bless you in all you doing in my life.

Marah.

Oh dear, I hadn't replied instantly and Marah is pretty impatient.

Marah

Thank you for your e-mails. I have been working late today and have only just picked them up. I will be contacting the attourney tomorrow and will also try and get a copy of my photo to you.

Hope all is well.

P

Shut up and leave me alone.

Attention sir/madam,
how are you? I have been briefed in proper by the lady in Zimababwe and i have decided to help this lady at all cost's for no finanacial benefits.
Well as you should know,we are talking about you retreiving the sum of $20.5million from this Security firm in Europe and i suppose that the lady must have told you that you will be rewarded for this assistance with 20% of this amount.(please confirm that you are satisfied with this)
The sole reason i am getting involved in this project is because i know that it is 100% legal and also risk free as i was a member of the team of delegates that made this deposit in the lady's name under the instructions of the late Qusay Hussein.
The only suggestion and advise which i have for you is that you must make sure that you do not disclose the details of this project to a third party considering the fact that the name Hussein does not go too well with the World in general.
Apart from this, i will be able to guide you towards the successful completion of this project with the next 7 days from your receipt of this mail.
Before we proceed however, i will require the following informations from you that will prompt me to:
-release the certificate of deposit which was issued to the name of the lady after the fund was deposited.
-open coresspondence between yourself and the security firm in question.
-prepare a change of beneficiary/release order

-your full names
-your contact address and also your contact telephone number(private)
-your marital status
-your age and also gender.
-your country
-your occupation and also your position in place of work
-a copy of either your international pasport or drivers license scanned and sent by email to this chambers.
Please note also that you will have to confirm from me if you would prefer travelling to Europe to pick up this fund or you would prefer that it be completed electronically. You will also have to call me on my direct line which is +447040111509 (compulsory)
Yours in Service,
Barrister Daniel Da Silva Esq.

Daniel Da Silva Esq
(chief Barrister)
Tel:+4470401115093
E-mail:dasilvachambers1@yahoo.co.uk
url:www.dasilva.uk.tt

DASILVA CHAMBERS LONDON
All contents of this email are meant solely for the rightfull receipient of this mail. Please do not copy without permission from this chambers.

Great, someone else in the conversation. Now I suppose I will have to pay attention. He wants the usual details, blah, blah, blah and what's this ? It is compulsory to call him on his direct line ? I don't think so.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today?i have not heard from you, hope all is well,please have you contacted the attorney?please update me on the latest development!

Please i expect your response as soon as possible,the condition in Zimbabwe is very unbearable as hamattan just started the place is very dusty and cold.

May the blessing of Allah shine upon you.

Marah.

Good grief, she does go on a bit. I suppose she needs to try and rush me so I don't bother thinking about the deal.

Marah

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The lawyer has just got in touch with me - his mail arrived after yours. I will see what he has to say and try and get things started over the weekend. We have some festivals at present though such as the lighting of the Christmas Lights in town that will require a little of my time but I will do what I can.

On another track, we should look at getting some easy money to you to allieviate your situation. A friend of mine is a journalist. I am sure he would be very interested in your story and willing to pay handsomly for the rights to report it. Would you be interested if I made an approach to him ? If you would prefer me not to say anything I will of course respect your decision.

P

What I mean is go away and leave me alone, or at least get your collegue the "barraster" to reply a bit quicker.

Daniel

Thank you for getting in touch. I will supply all the details in the next two or three days. The delay is that I don't have a scanner to show a copy of my passport but a friend who returns from holiday on Saturday does and I will liase with him to arrnage this. Do not worry, I will be totally discrete about my actions. You can rest assured that our business will remain secret.

The deal as offered sounds very fair. I am motivated by a desire to help the lady in question and not by money. However it would be a stupid man who turns down the opportunity to make a little money when it is offered.

P

Sorry Daniel, I'm busy this weekend so leave me alone. Might as well appear to be stupid thought as it will encourage them. Motivated by goodness and not money ? They must think they have hit paydirt.

Attention:
Please confirm that you received my last last email based on your wish to assist the lady with the completion of her pending project as soon as possible.

Regards,

Da Silva Esq.

Now Daniels' at it. Don't these people have a life ? Actually, probably not, they need to work on a lot of these scams at the same time. Those Nigerian cyber-cafes must be like little sweat shops.

Attention sir,

please kindly send your identification via fax to this number :+448708311172

No.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today?please i will want you not to tell the jonalist or anybody about it for security reasons, thanks for your understanding, please i will want you to update me on every step you take with the attorney.

May Allah bless you for all you have done in my life and more you will do.Please do take care of your self.

Marah.

OK, the lady wants to be discreet. So if you are reading this, please don't tell anyone about it or she will be upset.

Dearest Phil,

How are you ?please i will want you to confirm the receipt of my last mail.Have the attorney gotten back to you?please i wish you update me on the latest development.

May Allah bless you!

Marah.

God this woman can nag. I'm suprised Queasy didn't have her head chopped off to shut her up.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today?what is happening?i have not heard from you for some time now, the condition here is unbearable i cried when i came to the cafe today and did noit see your mail, you are all i have to leave Zimbabwe and collect my consignment, please try to update me on the latest development, i am at the dark.

May Allah bless you for all you have done for me and more you will do.You promised to send your picture, please try send it .

Marah

Oh now I've made her cry. What a bad man I am. If I wasn't so uncaring I'd be kept awake at night worrying about her.

Marah

Don't worry, I have just replied to the lawyer. The delay was because he wanted a scan of my passport and the only person I know who has a scanner was away for the weekend.

I have attached the same scan to this mail so you know what I look like.

How bad are conditions getting in the camp ? I am sure we will be able to get things moving soon.

P

That ought to shut her up for a while. Always good to send your scammer a picture. Needless to say that is not me in the photo. Asusual I moked something up. However since I am dealing with a high profile scarlet woman, I thought the normal picture of Tony Blair wouldn't do. What I needed was a real ladies man so step forward Boris Johnson, recently sacked for not being entirely truthful about intimate relations with someone who works on the magazine he edits. I bet all the ladies reading this are weak at the knees now...

Daniel

As promised, here are my details:

-your full names - Philidelphus Shagger Parker
-your contact address and also your contact telephone number(private) - 23 Cheapside Crescent, Morron Bogit, Lancashire, UK (07877) 362123 (Mobile)
-your marital status - Single
-your age and also gender. - Male, 53
-your country - UK
-your occupation and also your position in place of work - Personal Services Provider. I work on customers own sites.

A copy of my passport is attached to this e-mail. Sorry about the photo, it is a couple of years old but I haven't had time to apply for a new one since I moved house a few weeks ago.

I hope this proves to be sufficient.

P

Well, that isn't my name either. I thought I'd include "shagger" in there just to see if he spots it. Mind you I wonder if I ought to adopt it now I'm masquerading as the rampant MP for Henly-upon-Thames.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today? you are so cute,i am so excited hearing from you,i thought you have desesrted me,please just try as much as possible to send me me all time even if it is a line,you know you are all i have got left in the world,thought i really wish to be over with you soon,the condition over is tough, as the hamattan has started every where is very cold and dusty.

May Allah continue to bless you for all you are going to do in my life.

Love from Marah.

I know how to make a lady happy. One look at Boris and she is putty in my hands. "Cute" Hmmm... not sure about that though. I wonder if I should let him know he has a fan ?

Marah

I have just recieved communication from the lawyer. We are making arrangements as I write.

Where in Zimbabwe are you ? I would be interested to look it up on a map so I can visualise it.

P

Lets see if she can make something convincing up.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today?i am so happy that you are working so hard to make my dream of becoming some one come through leaving Zimbabwe and collecting what belongs to me,i am itching to really see you face to face,i wonder how that day will be, whether i will cry of excitment.

I am at tongogara camp it is located 423km South East of Harare (Manicaland Province), the distance from there to the main town is very far,please do take care of your self for me, hope to be with you soon.

May the blessing of Allah shower on you.

Lots of love.

Marah.

Well, we have a location. Don't think I want to meet her face-to-face though as I think we will both be meeting someone we haven't seen before. Well you don't think that is her real photo do you ?

Attention: Philidelphus Shagger Parker,

how are you sir. I must thank you for your efficiency and also your transparency. This has shown that Ms.Sadijas choice is most right!

I will be sending you a copy of the Certificate of Deposit, which was issued to the me after the consignment was deposited with the Security firm in Amssterdam and the secrete code after we have come to an agreement about the terms and conditionds lain down by the firm.

Now the firm has insisted that you confirm if you wish to handle this project electronically on in person.

Doing it electronically will mean that you will be refered to the firms affiliate payment bank in Amsterdam that operates an on line banking facility . This will mean that you will have to activate an account with this bank with a minimum deposit of 3,500 Euros which is equivalent to $4,708.79 USD.

This deposit will make this account functional and operational and the bank will only be deducting $400 from this amount as administrative charges. This in essence means that your account will be credited with $20,5million plus $4,308.79USD.

This to me is reasonable before the funds can be transfered electronically into your nominated account in your country!

Then if you wish to proceed with completing this project by travelling over to Amaterdam your self,it will cost you 5,500Euros which is equivalent to $7,403.99 USD as handling charges!

So the option is yours sir and you must understand that it will be best for us to come to a compromise about this issues before you open coresspondence with the Security firm.

Regards,

Da Silva Esq.

He really thinks that's my name ! It looks even more stupid when written by someone else. Anyway, I see I only get to complete electronically. What's the matter ? Can't do meetings ? Marah wants to meet me and Daniel is only a couple of hours away so why can't I meet him ?

Daniel

You only mention the electronic method. Is there another option ? You indicate that I could complete the transaction in person.

P

Come on Daniel, give me all the information or it looks sloppy.

Dear Phil,

How are you?i have not heard from you for some time now,what is happening, please update me of the latest development with the attorney.

Please confirm the receipt of my last mail,hope to hear from you soonest.

Marah.

Yeah, yeah.

Dearest Phil,

What is going on? i am at the dark, please confirm the receipt of my last mail.

Lots of love .

Marah

She really doesn't give up does she ?

Marah

I have received all you e-mails but you don't seem to be receiving mine. Please confirm you have received this message.

P

Go away and leave me alone for a bit. Or shout over to the other guy in this "conversation" and get him to pick up the pace a bit.

Attention sir,
please note that i am involving myself in this project simply because i have a good heart towards this lady.
Now the truth about this project is that you have two options if you wish to complete it:
-electonically, this means that you will have to activate an on-line account with the Security firm in Europe and then the funds will be transfered from this account into your nominated account in your country.
-by haulage, this means that you will have to travel over to Amsterdam to pick up the funds in person.
From the informations which i gathered from my inner source with the firm, either of this options will cost you some amount of money which is quite small compared to what you are about to rake!
Please confirm which of the options you prefer and then also let me have answers to the questions which i requested and also your identification.
I am also attaching a video clip which i was able to get hold of from my inner source with the firm. Please keep it classified as it is the consignment while it was been packaged for safe keeping.
Da Silva Esq.

The attached clip just shows someone putting money into a case. It last about 10 seconds and tells you nothing so I won't bother you with it. Now the interesting part of this mail is that if I want to do this in person, I have to go to Amsterdam. It's always Amsterdam. This guy is London based so I want to do it there. They want me to go to Holland so they can pass me over to the gang there who will mug me for the cash I will be required to take. I wonder if it is the same Dutch gang or are there lots of them ?

Daniel

I'm confused. Why do I need to go to Amsterdam to finalise the deal ? Since you are based in London I had assumed that I would be able to meet you in your office. If I am not dealing with you, who am I dealing with ?

P

I want to go to London. I really do. I'll even pay a train fair to get there. (I'm not stupid, they don't know what I look like). Daniel, I want to see you, don't you want to see me ?

Dearest Phil,

How are you today? i received your mail in ggod health, please how far have you gone with the attorney?please update me on the latest development.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Marah!!

Oh no, she's back !

Marah

The attorney and I are getting on well. We are just finalising the details of the transaction.

How are you ? I've look at a map to work out where your camp is and see it is in quite an interesting area of the country. You are near one of the few pterodactyl reserves in the world. Have you seen any ? I would be concerned although I read that they very rarely bother humans nowadays. Zimbabwe is a fascinating and mysterious country although I suspect you just wish to leave it !

P

OK so we are trying the old "pterodactyl" trick here to see if she knows her dinosaurs. What I really want is to get her to talk about the location of the camp. Of course she can't because she isn't there but a little research would be easy.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today?there are really fascinating places in Zimbabwe, but the camp is very far from those areas,thanks very much for your time,please tell me more about your self, are you married?

Phil,all i think of of is my consignment, as my dream lies on it.i cry everyday the life i am leaving in Zimbabwe is very different from the one i was leaving in Zimbabwe, i really wish for my consignment to be collected soon so i will be over with you in your country.Thanks very much for your time.

May Allah bless you for all you will do in my life.

Marah.

OK so you can't be bothered to do a little research. From all the blubbering she does I would guess she is living in a swamp. There certainly isn't going to be a problem with irrigation.

Sir,

please note that this consignment is not in my possession! It is with the Security firm in Amsterdam! You also have an option of completing this project electronically,on-line.

The choice is yours sir and at the moment i am in Johannesburg to over see my chambers there.

Time is of essence to the completion of this project.

Regards,

Da Silva Esq.

Amsterdam, always Amsterdam. A bit internation this guy though with chambers in the UK & South Africa.

Dearest Phil,

Why have you deserted me,i am very worried hope all is well with you! have far have you gone with the attorney?please i wish you update me, i cried this morning after treking for three hours to the cafe i opened my box you did not send a mail, you are all i have got to leave Zimbabwe and collect my consignment, please do not leave me at this junture, you are all i have got in life now.

Please try reply my mails.

Marah.

I'm all she's got ? And to think I'm just messing her around. Lets face it if a missed e-mail means three ours of crying, what will she do when she finds out my true motives <evil grin>. All I can say is that the Niagra Falls woun't be in the contest...

Maria

I'm sorry you are so unhappy. I have been busy with the attorney and have decided how we will complete the transaction.

However, I have some even better news for you. A business colleague has a friend who lives in Zimbabwe. It is very possible he will be able to accommodate you so you can leave the camp while we finalise the deal and arrange to fly you to the UK. His farm is only a few miles away from you and I am told that he is a kind gentleman who can even arrange transport for you. Obviously he doesn't know about out financial arrangement and I will happily pay any expenses he has out of my share of the money.

Please say you will accede to this offer. It breaks my heart to think of you suffering in such dreadful conditions.

P

Right, lets get her off the script. If you were really miserable in a refugee camp and happy to e-mail randomly around the world offering cash to get out, a free safe house would be a pleasent idea wouldn't it ? It's not even going to cost you anything. What a kind man I am to help like this.

Daniel

I think this sort of business needs to be carried out in person. If you can give me the details, I will arrnage to travel to Holland to finish things off. Fortunatly I have been a regular visitor to Amsterdam for many years and know the city well - especially the "special" parts of it if you know what I mean !

Anyway, let me know where and when I need to travel and I will arrange a flight. It will be good to pay a little visit before Christmas. I need some relaxing before the festivities.

P

With the middle name "Shagger" you would expect me to be familiar with the seedier parts of Europes Sex Capital (whatever that means) so how will Daniel take it that I know the place pretty well. Of course the reason they use Amsterdam is 'cos people don't know it. I wonder where Dutch people are offered a trip to ?

At this point it went quiet for a couple of days. I wondered if they had rumbled me and decided give up on me. I cried for 3 hours when Marah didn't write to me...

Dearest Phil,

I am very grateful for your offer, but i must tell you this i am very much afraid, to meet anybody apart from you, do not worry i will try to bear the suffering and wait for you to collect my consignment, so i could be with you over in your country.Thanks very much for your concern, i can't wait to be with you.

Please do take care of your self for me as your being happy gives me hope to carry on.May Allah bless you for all you are doing in my life.

Marah.

WHAT !!! You live in squalour, hate the camp but when you get the chance to escape you decide to stay ? One might almost think you are not really there.

Marah

Are you sure about this ? I hate to think of you in such a terrible place. You do not have to worry about my contact, he is an honest hard-working man. As a follower of the Jedi faith he is honour bound to assist the needy.

The good news is your attourney is nearly ready to complete the deal so I look forward to seeing you soon.

P

OK, they MUST spot this. Surely Star Wars made it to Nigeria ? Have they been to the cinema. (If you are saying "There isn't a cinema in the refugee camp", please stop reading and go and learn to tie shoelaces instead. Trust me, it will be better in the long run)

Attention sir,

how are you? From your mail it really shows that you like having fun a lot! Anyway, there will be more than enough fun for all of us after you have been able to lay claim on this funds.

Based on the fact that you would prefer to pick up this money in person,i have already submitted a copy of the certificate of deposit to the firm on your behalf but the problem on ground is that they are rounding up for official duties for the haulage section, on the 20th of December!

Will you be able to make it?

Please confirm otherwise i would suggest that you comply with completing it electronically.

Regards,

Da Silva Esq.

Oh yes, I lurv having fun. Not sure I want to have fun with you though Danny boy ! This e-mail came through on the 18th December - do you think they want to force me to complete electronically ?

Daniel

They are closing up on the 20th December ? That is tomorrow !

What sort of organisation is this that give up for Christmas a week early. I can't make that date but if you can let me know the name of the company I can arrange to fly over just before Christmas as may be able to come to some agreement with them. Most of the these companies are happy to make special arrangements if you make it worth their while if you know what I mean.

P

What rubbish service. Can't these guys find con-artists who are open all year round ? Oh sorry, I forgot, they don't exist. Silly me.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today? thanks very much for your time and concern, i am most grateful, i will manage until you are through with the project.Hope to be with you soon, i really can't wait for all to be over so i can meet with you face to face, please can you tell me a little about your self.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Love,Marah.

Yeah, yeah yeah. You think she'd get bored with sending such bland e-mails and let the barrister get on with it. I suppose this is to try and railroad me into completing the deal as fast as possible.

Marah

Good to hear from you again. It is a shame I can't persuade you to leave the camp for some comfort but that is your affair.

Talking of affairs, what was Qsay like as a person ? I'd be interested to know more about the man behind the news story. For instance, did he really comit the murders he was accused of ? Did you know about them at the time ? How did he behave in what we would call "polite"company ? I'm facinated because I find it difficult to understand how anyone could bear to be around him.

P

Lets see if I can persuade her to make up some interesting back story to he life. It's time for me to get concerned about my fellow man and see if she can avoid being implicated in Qweseys crimes.

Attention sir,

please let us not go against the finanacial institutions principles. I just got a re-confirmation that they have closed up for the year today. That is the haulage sction and based on the huge amount of funds that they usually handle, they will not agree to go into any arrangement with you.

We have no option than to complete this project electronically.

The banking section also takes a break on the 24th.

Da Silva Esq.

Please don't upset the financial institutions 'cos they don't really exist and if you don't get back on script I'll be in trouble with the guys running this scam.

Daniel

Fair enough. You've never been keen of me visiting anyway so I suppose there must be a good reason.

You better let me have the details for the electronic transfer and we'll see if we can sort this by Christmas.

P

Time for a bit of a strop. Daniels is going to have to work a bit to keep me interested in this scam.

Attentioin sir,

how are you today? Its not that i have never been keen on you visiting Amsterdam, its just that from my view it is too risky, stressfull and too capital intensive!

Handling this project electronically would only require that you activate an account with the Security firm with an initial deposit of 3,500 Euros as this is the least account they have to offer . This deposit will allow this account to be operational and functional. I also asked why the fee for the activation of the account could not be deducted from the original funds and i was told that the funds are securely bonded and as such could not be tampered with.

The good thing is that this account will be credited with the $20.5m plus 3,000 Euros as the firm will only deduct 500 Euros as administrative charge.

Automatically, you will only be spending 500 Euros for this project. Fair enough as far as i am concerned.

Please revert back to my by telephone so that i can explain better to you.+447040111509.

Da Silva Esq.

Amsterdam is risky & stressfull ? Well why did you want me to go there then ?! Still I have managed to get a good deal. 500 euros and I get all the money ?: It's like the January sales !

Daniel

This sounds reasonable. Who would begrudge 500 Euros with such a bounty on offer !

You had better give me the name and details of the security firm so I can activate the account as soon as possible. With Christmas approaching we had better get things started so we can all enjoy a prosperous new year !

P

As I said, it is a bargain. But I'm not going to ring you up - after all how would I post the results to the web so you could enjoy them dear reader ?

Dearest Phil,

Thanks very much for your concern, Quasay was a very nice man towards me but to the populace he was very wicked, he is a no nonsence man,he was the second son of Saddam, Quasay was the heir apparent to the throne, and every body felt all the attrocities committed was him, actually he did alot of wicked things, he was very caring he did alot of things for me in my name in Iraq but all have being confisticated by the Americans ,when i come over to be with you i will tell you at length, how far have you gone with the attorney ?

Phil, please could you tell more about your self.

Lots of love marah.

He was a very bad man obviously. I'm not thinking that Marah was completely innocent here. She's going to need to prove she is a good person if this deal is going further.

Marah

Didn't you feel used by him ? After all you were living well while he abused and murdered ordinary people. Surely this must have worried you enormously. How could you look forward to being his consort when he gained the "throne" in Iraq when the ordinary men and women were scratching around for food and living their lives in terror.

Oh Marah, please tell me you were able to curb some his worst excesses and didn't join in.

P

Enough pleading do you think ?

Attention sir,
how are you? Based on your recent response, i have already informed the firm in Amsterdam about your wish and i have also sent to them on your behalf a copy of the certificate of deposit .
Please note that the secrete code to the consignment is TX23TX4/5. Please keep this number carefully as you will be requested to provide it .
You must make sure that you remain focused as soon as you begin to contact the firm in Amsterdam. Below are the contact details of the bank in Amsterdam.

The City Center Trust bank ,
General manager/contact person handling your case file: Mr.Richard Smith
contact telephone number: +31 623 079 636
contact email: richardsmith@citytrust-online.net

Please note sir, that all necessary documents have been sent to this gentleman by my humble self on your behalf so you do not need to be bothered. All you will be required to provide is a copy of your identification once more and also the secrete code which i have already given to you.


Please sir,i would suggest that you send a mail to this gentleman requesting that you wish to activate an account with them based on the fact that you are the beneficiary to the funds in question on behalf of the lady Marah Sadija.
As soon as you are contacted, please update me. I will be very happy if you could call me for futher clarifications. We will be able to finalise this deal before the fall of the Christmas if we both work together in trust!

Da Silva Esq.

OK, Daniel has now got down to details. I'm bored with him though, he's the straight man to Marah's comedy lead. I think I'll ignore him for a while and see what happens.

Dearest Phil,

How are you today? Phil i promise i will let you know he did when i am over with you we will have the whole time, please how far have you gone with the attorney? please i wish to know,please do not let me down as all my hope is on you.

Thanks very much for your time,hoping to be with you very soon.Please i will want you to update me on every thing please.

Marah.

Oh, so we have found the boundaries of the script have we ? I'm not sure that I'm happy corresponding with the potential war criminal. Marah, you are going to have to put some work in to hang on to me I think.

Marah

You seen a bit sketchy on these details. I am sorry but this is important to me. I believe very much in the removal of Sadam and will not be party to helping anyone who enjoyed the benefits of the lifestyle while lording it over the misery of thousands of ordinary people. Indeed if it were not for the fact that Qsay is dead I would have ignored your original e-mail.

I must have your assurance that you were trying to help people otherwise our deal is off and I will do my level best to make sure the authorities hunt you down.

P

I think I'll push a little harder on this. Surely she has come up with a little background for this scam ?

Dearest Phil,

Complement of the season, thanks for all you have done in my life, i know actually Quasay was cruel, i was just a mistress that was lucky, please do not leave me at this alone as you are all i have got left in life,how was your christmas?

Phil, you promised me that you where going to be by me,please do not leave me.

love from Marah.

Not good enough. Nice touch about Christmas though. At least she can use a calendar.

Marah

My Christmas was fine. However I suspect that for you, every day was Christmas.

You are being very evasive about your time in the inner circle. I'm assuming you spent much time with Qsay so didn't you talk ? What did you see in the future ?

This is really worrying me now. Please help put my mind at rest.

P

Come on, give me some background. Strangely it went very quiet after this and I didn't hear anything for a week, so I thought I'd send a chase up mail.

Marah

I have not had a reply from you for several days. Are you OK ?

The first stage of the transaction with your barrister has been completed but I won't be able to go any further if I don't hear from you.

P

Obviously the transaction hasn't even been looked at - I just hope that the thought I might give them money gets the scammers talking again. Again, a couple of days went by and I received this...

Dearest Phil,

The pictures you showed to me was not your pictures as i have looked at it very well it is a known figure, please for the sake of Allah do not bother about helping me again as you want to set me up.

Thanks very much for your time, Allah will bring someone to help me.Thanks for your time.

Marah.

Wow - Boris "Shagger" Johnson is well known even amongst the scamming classes in Nigeria ! Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted. What a terrible person for wanting to "set her up" though. After all she IS a poor unloved soul and not some thieving cow. Honest :-)